By Montana Miller,
On the last day of Breck Epic, the fastest single speeder gets to shave his pubes. The slowest single speeder gets glue those pubes to his face.
I’ll be racing all week, and posting updates and results here. I really hope I don’t lose. I already have a beard.
A couple weeks ago, I headed out of Pennsylvania. I’ve been on the road traveling around Colorado, riding everyday and trying to adjust to the altitude.