For your reading pleasure we offer the following FAQ:
What’s the free ride going to be? A Trek 820 mountain bike, like this one right here.
“Free.” Ha ha. You just tacked $500 onto my tuition, right? No. Alumni, trustees, and friends of the College donated $60,000 for this program.
Can I get a fixie conversion kit and a cool haircut with that? Talk to your R.A.
How about a free Twelve of Fat Tire Ale? Don’t push your luck, young scholar. You’re not even legal yet.
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